Just got double-whammy gear grinded: our building elevator reeks like microwaved salmon this afternoon. Even the 45 seconds I had to spend in there was brutal. Then I get off on my floor, and as I'm unlocking my door, I see the cute woman on my floor getting on said elevator. I hear her say "Ewww!!", then look over in my direction as the door shuts, lol.
So not only did I have to deal with some idiot's microwaved salmon in the elevator, but now the cute girl thinks it was me! I felt like Jerry Seinfeld when he realizes too late his model girlfriend caught him picking his nose at a red light: "Nooo!! Nooo!!!", as the elevator closes [emoji24]
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