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Originally Posted by Sliver
bahahahaha. Don't forget to Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy, dorks.
Oh yeah, and You shall not murder. Good thing that's going up in classrooms. I totally would have murdered somebody if it wasn't for that excellent reminder.
And all you Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist kids? Never forget, You shall have no other gods before Me.
Good lord, what fricken millennium are we living in? It's just so batsht. You truly have to be indoctrinated into this nonsense to not see it for what it is. Just pure goofball nonsense.
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Let's not forget there are exceptions to the 10 commandments.
You shall have no other gods before Me.
Except for our movie, TV, or rock stars... and Trump
You shall not make idols.
See the first exception
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Unless angry, scared, excited, happy or it just slips out... or singing Barret's Privateers
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Except during Football season
Honor your father and your mother.
Except if they're annoying and/or you can put them in a home
You shall not murder.
Except if they're a minority, or near you or your property
You shall not commit adultery.
Except if you have the opportunity
You shall not steal.
Except if it's disguised as a business or you think you can get away with it
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
Excepr if the tea is juicy, or it helps.you, or it's funny
You shall not covet.
Except if you want it