Well, it's obvious that anyone who wears a witch costume to a costume party is actually a proponent of wicca. Anyone who wears a rubber Mulroney mask likes the GST. Anyone who wears a Viking helmet actually actually would like to have rape and arson legalized. Anyone who dresses up as a cowboy is making a statement about the invalidity of indigenous land claims. So anyone who wears a swastika is obviously pro-nazi.
I'd be terrible as a member of royalty. You can't do anything remotely ironic. On the one hand, it's stupid of him to set himself up like that, but on the other hand, people need to lighten the hell up and let this boy enjoy his youth.
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