[CaptainCrunch]

I had a dream, a dream of conquest, and destruction, a dream where Matthew Tkachuk was parading the Cup around the ice laughing at the Oilers fans after scoring the cup winning goal in the first 20 seconds of overtime, and then turning around and handing the cup off to Sam Bennett.


I had a dream that after the handshake line, when the Oilers stood at center ice to bid their fans farewell for the summer, that Draisaitl took a slow look around at the arena then with a sneer lifted his middle finger before turning the digit of doom on his team mate. then McDavid skates up to his buddy and puts his hand on Pissy's shoulder and says "lets go". He doesn't do that with his other team mates as Draisaitl and McDavid leave the ice before their team mates know what's happening.


Then Oiler fans have a torturous summer, "What does it mean", what did McDavid mean by "Lets go".



I had a dream.