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Originally Posted by Jay Random
With a quill pen, of course.
This is why the trade deadline can be so glitchy. The fax ‘machine’, whose name is George Popplewick (hired straight out of a Dickens novel), keeps running out of either parchment or blotting paper.
Just look at how the NHL presents the draft lottery every year. They think envelopes are impressive technology, and lotto balls are so advanced they have to be kept top secret.
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To be fair, the NHL uses analog technology for the draft lottery because of conspiracy theorists. If they used some kind of digital tool, even more swivel-eyed loons would think the whole thing is rigged.