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Originally Posted by Ba'alzamon
Considering how innovative and cutting-edge the NHL often seems to be, I wouldn't be surprised if all the cap stuff was tracked and determined using an abacus by a single pince nez-bedecked man in a dusty little office.
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With a quill pen, of course.
This is why the trade deadline can be so glitchy. The fax ‘machine’, whose name is George Popplewick (hired straight out of a Dickens novel), keeps running out of either parchment or blotting paper.
Just look at how the NHL presents the draft lottery every year. They think envelopes are impressive technology, and lotto balls are so advanced they have to be kept top secret.