Guys. This is the Flames we are talking about. You’ve all been fans for how long?
Rest assured there is an absolute 0% chance he will be available at 9, and double rest assured there is no humanly way possible Calgary trades up to get him. Iginla is not going to be a Flame. You can bet on that because… it’s the Flames, and it’d be just too good to be true for Flames fans. So if it’s too good to be true, it’ll never happen.
Sometimes I say to myself, “but Coffee, why so cynical?! Something good will happen one year!” And since 2004 I’ve been waiting. I’ll give Gaudreau’s Dallas elimination a half chub for credit, but nothing other than that in 20 years.
It’d be so exciting to get Tij Iginla, and because of that, you know we won’t. So anyway, who else do we hope for (that won’t work out)?
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