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Originally Posted by SutterBrother
This is the thread for it.
DO IT!
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Alright. Remember, I wasn't there for the actual event so this is all second hand albeit from the Driver who was there.
One day a Bus hit a person on the Highway.
The prevailing theory was that it was suicide, but as you can imagine a human vs. Greyhound Bus @110km/hr? You can visualize the result and as such questions cant really be asked of the victim.
So the Driver gets back and the Union Head goes up to him immediately (because he'd obviously called it in) because they have to get the Driver's statement for the Inquiry, and he asks the Driver:
What happened? What did it look like.
Now. Thats...'what did it look like' was a dangerous question to ask this guy, who, was in my unprofessional medical opinion, a little...'not all there.'
So..."what did it look like?"
The Driver stands on one foot, throws his other leg out wide, spreads his arms out as far as he can, opens his eyes as wide as possible and sticks his tongue out.
"That. That is what it looked like."
Apparently that is what a man looks like pasted to your Bus windshield at Highway speeds.