I haven’t read the thread yet but someone has to have done this bit.
I’m headed to Winnipeg of all places. Kill me right now right? You hear what I’m saying. Winnipeg. Fata!
Last seat on the bus. Get seated next to this fellow. Turns out his name was Will Lee Baker. That’s irrelevant. He seemed agitated, but that’s greyhound if you know what I’m sayin’. That’s his thang.
I’m half asleep, he’s Asian so I figure a fataed up Asian guy is a million times better than a white one. Whatevs. He starts stabbing me, I guess he had some military knife. No metal detectors back before 9/11 I guess.
Before I know it I’m laying there in the aisle with my head detached from my torso, watching this guy who has lost his temper for some reason with my ear in his mouth. This is a trip, right?
2/5 google maps review for that trip.
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