I used to go to Uni in Red Deer and my Girlfriend at the time lived in Edmonton. Having no car, every couple of weekends I would take the Grayhound to to Greaser Ville.
One time, these two rig pig type dudes were randomly seated together in the seat behind me. They proceeded to get very drunk and get to know one another.
The one guy says that he has to take the bus because he lost his license. He was kicked out of a club one night, and decided to come back and get revenge on the bouncer with one of these decorative samurai swards he had in his trunk. The police saw him fumbling around in his car wasted looking for this sward and took his license.
I thought to myself, thats a crazy story... Fast forward an hour and we are just entering the city. This guy starts to loudly complain that he needs a cigarette.
Keep in mind i am the see right Infront of him.
another 10 minutes pass, and he starts muttering to his new friend that he is going to ####ing kill somebody if he doesn't get to smoke soon.
Lets just say every red light from there on out felt like a nightmare.
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