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Old 05-26-2024, 08:38 PM   #4193
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Originally Posted by btimbit View Post
Hah. I had a few friends in high school who got really nice cars from their parents. And it was fun watching them treat them the same way I treated my Chevy Cavalier
Cool Story Bro!

I was parking at the lot closest to the U of C business school and I was in a hurry and this girl in a brand new Porsche gets right next to me.

Now, I was in a hurry because I was damned near going to be late, and this girl parks her brand new Porsche next to my 1978 F-150.

She swings her door open (because I think she was also late) and smokes my passenger door.

It took a little dirt off my passenger door.

Her door? Completely mangled. It woudnt even close.

"Should we exchange information??"

Me: I don't know what to tell you. No? It was your fault and this truck is effectively worthless. I'm not going to even pretend to try and get this repaired and I'm not going to try and take you for a few bucks.

Thats not how I roll.

So...really? I DGAF about the dent on my door all you did was re-arrange the dirt on my door. I don't care. At all. Your damage? Thats up to you.

The Sum-Total value of my entire truck is probably less than the damage to your door. This sounds a whole lot like a 'You Problem' and I am late and I've gotta go.

"You can't leave me here! My door won't close!!"

Sorry my dear. But I don't give a damn and yes I can. Call your Dad.
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