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Old 05-21-2024, 12:18 PM   #15369
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We need to rent a small theatre or something for these stories. "An Evening With Locke"
I was Escorted back to work by the Police on 3 separate occasions.

Each more hilarious than the last. One time I was driving a forklift packed to the brim with booze!

"License and Registration!"

- "Uh...fellas...my forklift license is in my locker which is a few KMs away and...I dont think you have to register forklifts?"
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