I can see the coaches meeting after last night
Knobby - "Well boys, I've tried everything I can think of. I switched goalies. I'm playing McDavid and Draisaitl like 29 minutes a night. I oiled the bench hinges so when I open the gate for them it doesn't squeek. What am I missing"
Coffey - "Well you could play Connor and Leon more, that's a neat trick, like spinning in space"
Knobby - "Brilliant"
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