Okay. Here is what I propose.
I'm going to start a new Conservative Party in Alberta. One with Blackjack and Hookers.
But I need all of you to buy the memberships and make sure that I am elected as their Leader.
I'll come out with all kinds of insane nonsense in terms of a platform and you've got to back me on all of it! I'll do press conferences, news articles, things like banning abortion and taking away womens' right to vote, maybe even Armed Forces Conscription for all girls...I dont why. Because its insane?
But all of you have to buy the Party Memberships! You've gotta support me in this!
And then, hopefully, that'll split the Conservative vote in this Province enough to allow Nenshi to win.
Why settle for the lesser Evil?
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