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Originally Posted by iggy_oi
If wormius gets this resolved they’ll have to change his name to CostcoSlayer
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This honestly seems better suited for one of those Go Public type segment. But I am not sure if it should be on Costco.
Here is what I speculate went down.
On his way out of Costco, receipt checker scans cart, and child says “happy face?” and despite a little initial disappointment, child is fine once the Costco employee goes through a lengthy explanation of their policy rather than taking 2 seconds to add two dots and a semi-circle to the receipt to get them out of the store.
The dad is actually like, “meh who cares, right? Let’s get of here!”, and leaves abruptly without politely asking for a happy face (“was that an option?”, the dad later ponders to himself). After situating the shopping cart too close to the car and accidentally scratching the paint job, he unleashes an unholy amount of colourful language, startling his child, who now thinks they are the “son of a bitch” he just heard his dad screaming after the cart incident. the child subsequently starts bawling uncontrollably, and Dad is now, “Damn, must have been the happy face thing. F Costco!!”