The league should act all sympathetic and ask the Oilers how many games they want. Hell, give 'em the option of suspending both Soucy and Zadorov and see how many games they think is reasonable.
Then they should match the suspension with an equal suspension to McDavid for the baseball swing hack job at the end of the game that instigated the matter. The shock from McD fanboys would be out of this world.
The ocean of salty tears from Oilers fans would lead to Rogers Arena becoming a coastal property, and Alberta finally gaining direct access to tidewater.
