SCENE FROM PREGAME IN OILERS’ LOCKER ROOM
KNOBLAUCH: Okay boys, remember to back check and keep…
(CoffeY barges in)
COFFEY: Hey—I do this, remember. Go play with your whiteboard. Okay guys, remember your assignments.
Evander—crosscheck Hughes into the boards whenever you see his number.
Corey—You know the drill; “accidentally” fall on their goalie whenever you’re near the crease.
Connor—Keep up the grabbing the stick and falling. It worked against LA; it will work here.
Leon—Same old move—stick between their top guys’ legs then hit the groin hard.
Darnell—slash Boeser’s hands and wrists whenever you see him.
Everyone else—if the game’s close in the last 10 minutes, when a Canuck checks you, yell and fall down and then stare at the
ref. They’ll give us the call—they always do.
Proud of how we play the right way, boys!
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