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Old 05-08-2024, 04:23 PM   #148
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Originally Posted by Shazam View Post
Crest whitestrips do work. There's different "levels" of burnination you can choose from depending on how trashy your teeth look like.

The dentist has better options. It's pretty cheap these days. Last time I did it it cost me about $150. I went full Ross blazing. It was hilariously glorious.
Pfftt...'paying the dentist' like a chump! Thats what they want you to do!

I just mixed some ivermectin with some bleach, gargled for a bit and now my teeth are pearly white!!

Granted thats likely to come with some consequences of its own, but that cant be helped!
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