[CaptainCrunch]

I still cringe at the idea of Tilly teaching at Star Fleet Academy, I can see her lessons.

1) If your in a situation where there's a countdown clock, or oxygen is leaking out of the ship at a dangerous rate, make sure you call a staff meeting and tell all of your people that you love them. Don't worry about the ticking time bomb, or the fact that people can't breath in a vacuum, double down on the Staff Meeting love.

2) If your in command of the ship and in a major battle, make sure you call a staff meeting and call a vote so you can give up command while the ship is exploding around you.

3) When you encounter a genocidal maniac who likes eating people from a mirror universe make sure you describe her with the following terms "She's a total bad ass", or "She did things her way and that's awesome".

I can just see her students after a week saying "Ignore everything she's teaching, she's clearly an idiot".


Tilly is just like the worst character. The other funny thing, is that the new first officer, Burnham makes this passionate speech about how he needs to get to know the crew on a personal basis. Hell multiple seasons in and I don't even know anything about most of the bridge crew except they occupy seats and jam buttons, while Tilly screams "Science F yeah in the background"


And I laughed when they finally found a way to have two universe saving Burnhams in one episode. I almost think it was a deliberate backhanded slap at the people that can't stand Burnham.