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Old 05-01-2024, 12:00 PM   #2422
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Come on!

We need a landing pad! Its got to be big enough for a shuttle and must, absolutely have a 200-300 yard walkway over a treacherous ravine! Minimum! Safety railing? Yes. But only at ankle-height! So at best they're a tripping hazard into the aforementioned treacherous ravine.

The Empire is not made out of 'Railing money!'

Did Occupational Health and Safety approve these?

"Who? The Emperor said they were 'neato' does that count?"

I would have laughed if Tarkin showed up, took a look around and said "We're shuttering Necromancer, transfer the funds to Occuaptional Health and Safety and get some real hand rails in here"


Then he storms off to the Imperial March.
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