Thread: Would you rather be trapped in the woods with a bear or a man?
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Old 05-01-2024, 09:32 AM   #85
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He is a GODDAMN HERO
This is a story about Gentle Ben...he retired to the woods to live out his life in peace and tranquility...and then the evil Real Estate Developer and some rando Woman encroached upon his peace.

And as he watched the Hundred Acre Wood get cut, torched and paved Gentle Ben was pushed just too goddamned far...never again would he be 'Gentle' Ben.

Now...he has to embark upon the Impossible Task of destroying every goddamned thing in his path.

Now...he is 'Barbaric Ben.'

Oh and theres some scared lady in the background for some reason.
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