Here's what you do.
You're going to need the following things for this plan.
A dozen jelly filled donuts.
A needle and syringe.
A bottle of hot sauce (see the How spicy can you eat? thread for recommendations).
Fill the syringe with hot sauce.
Inject the donuts with the hot sauce.
Take the donuts to the former boss. Tell him that you're sorry for the way things ended, you were just taking some bad advice from a wannabe lawyer friend, you hope he can give you a recommendation in the future and he can consider the donuts a peace offering.
Walk away and listen for the screams afterwards.
When you hear the scream, RUN!
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