[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

I'd love to watch a feature length McDavid complaining compellation.

Oh I want the Oilers to lose so we can get another full length documentary. I can see it now.

Spoiler!

Sad music


A Connor McDavid Production


Written by Connor McDavid


Directed by Connor McDavid.


Starring Connor McDavid as Connor



Leon Draisaitl as Leon


Darnell Nurse's wife as the woman he loved.


Introducing



Evander Kane as Gary the Gambler.


Then we zoom to a picture of an arena its all fuzzy and we see a fuzzy figure skating on it. We hear Conna's voice but its all monotone like with zero personality.


"I've always been the best in the world in my mind, I'd be the absolute best in the world if I hadn't been screwed and cheated all my life. By the Leabues I played in, by the coaches who tried to take me off when the opponents nets were empty, by the Referees. "



the music crescendo's towards the end of the documentary, after 45 minutes, of crying and whining, and a sour looking Draisaitl showing up for staged best friend scenes.



"But I've built a good life here in Edmonton, I have money, a hot girl, and a bitching house all done up in black and white"


The scene goes to a slow motion scene of McDavid dribbling a basket ball on a court running at a basket, we get inspirational music as McDavid in slow motion leaps up arm extended with the ball going for a perfect dunk.



And then bangs his head into a ceiling.



We fade to black with McDavid lying on the court, and the least thing we hear is an explosions of "F$$Ks"


Coming to Sportsnet soon, followed by a different type of documentary



Traded - "I promised Connor I wouldn't do this" The Leon Draisaitl story.