[CaptainCrunch]

I would be the worst booker.



Wrestler A - "So then, while he's on the mat, I climb up on the top rope and . . . "
Me - "I've seen you climb up on the top rope, it takes you like 5 minutes"
Wrestler A - "Anyways, then I wait for him because he has to stand up to take my 450 degree, super Pichachoo splash."
Me - "So he stands up and stares at you, and then your super 450 whatsamiggity takes like 5 seconds to hit".
Me - "Ok, then you wrestler B roll out of the ring"
WrestlerB - "You got it boss"
WrestlerA - "No he has to stand there and take my move"
Me - "So wrestlerB is in your booking mind an idiot".
WrestlerA - "But its my big move".
Me - "How about WrestlerB waits for you to jump off, do your super spinning thing and then kicks you in the face on the way down and pins you 1-2-3. That makes a lot of sense"