I'm a fricken god when it comes to pealing the foil off of the dessert on a Swanson's TV dinner and cooking the dinner perfectly in the microwave.
I'm also considered to be the great next culinary god because I can make opening a box of wine look classy baby.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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