Why even bother with a Hotel? Just pick up a cheap tent from Crappy Tire and put it up wherever you want.
You may need to have some blow or heroin on you if the Cops come by, if you look too clean they may not buy your story.
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If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit. - Mitch Hedberg
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