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Originally Posted by Locke
First of all....its important to note that my Intern left me escaped. I helped him get a job at Deloitte *spits on floor* (to cover the lotion stain)
And secondly...my office doesnt have a basement. (Neither does the Chicken on the Way, or so they say)
We Accountants largely dont hold people against their will. (We are more the 'push them out of the helicopter' types) Theres experienced Professionals that you can pay to do that. They have Wells and all of the other assorted equipment, its just their core specialty. You have to leave people to do what they do best. (You are preaching to the choir here- let experts be experts)
And then when they're attempting to write off copious amounts of rope, duct tape and tarps its just best not to ask too many questions. Lest you be on the other side of said rope and duct tape and firmly ensconced in said tarps. (unless that is what you are into, where is our Greenland/Norway/Finland friend btw?)
Look its a whole thing.
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All ####s and giggles.
What is the most near-offside activity someone tried to pay taxes for? Im thinking OnlyFans/bordello/etc.?