Last week, I posited that Jem was truly outrageous — truly, truly, truly outrageous. Something I am more than sure Jem has
never heard in her entire life. (Shout out for originality!) She had found a Beware Advantage and placed the note in another area so her tribe mates spent hours upon useless hours digging for an advantage that was not there. Hilarious! Well played!
Even better than that, Jem did not let
anyone in on her secret. She did not break the cardinal rule of
Survivor that pretty much everyone goes and breaks anyway — do not tell others about your idol or advantage.
So why is Jem now laughing at
herself on camera for being voted out with an immunity idol in her pocket? Because as stealthy as the international brand mentor may have been with her advantage, her attempts in trying to convince Ben and Tim that she really, really wanted to know who they were voting for because she was
totally on their side were about as believable as me showing up as New Jersey’s representative for the 2024 World’s Strongest Man Competition.
This was a weird episode all around for Flock of Siga. Tim’s not pooping, Moriah is worried
Jeff Probst thinks they all poop together in the water and then splash fecal matter all over each other, Maria has turned into
Carrie Ann Inaba and is giving dance lessons on the beach, and Ben is doing dramatic readings from the
Mötley Crüe biography.
https://ew.com/survivor-46-recap-episode-5-8620966
1. EldrickOnIce -
Jemila /
Bhanu
2. csnarpy -
Jessica /
Randen
3. trackercowe -Venus / Liz
4. Cheese - Kenzie / Ben
5. WhiteTiger - Moriah / Q
6. GreenLantern - Tim / Tevin
7. ChuckieNZ - Tiffany / Maria
8. Fuzz - Q / Moriah
9. dino7c - Liz /
David
10. mikephoen - Hunter /
Jemila
11. jg13 -
Randen /
Jessica
12. transplant99 - Charlie / Tiffany
13. surferguy - Soda / Soda
14. Barnes - Tevin / Charlie
15. savardandjokinen - Ben / Tim
16. jroc - Maria / Kenzie
17. Sultan -
David / Hunter
18. droopydrew19 -
Bhanu / Venus
and just like that EldrickOnIce is done and mikephoen takes his first shot.