Oh Lord...could you imagine?
The KooKoo Flames!
For a jersey crest we give Scorch a Flames-themed hat from the Simpsons' Capital City Goofball?
And arm him with a T-shirt cannon that shoots Cocoa Puffs. Nobody would see that coming. The children would love it!
The possibilities are endless!
"Locke...you should have gone into Marketing...except no one would buy your ideas because they appear to be clinically insane to the point of skirting 'possibly illegal.'"
Oh the World is so lucky I dont have 'Bezos or Musk money.'
Or perhaps the World is missing out...
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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