[Locke]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

I’m struggling to find the words to describe how bad Madame Web is. And yes I watched it and no I didn’t pay for it but I wanted to see the train wreck, you know? Dakota Johnson is a terrible terrible actress and somehow Sydney Sweeney makes her look like Meryl Streep. The movie has no discernable plot, I have absolutely no idea what it was about. They don’t develop any of the characters, it has the general vibe of a really bad half hour network comedy. It’s just baffling, it is truly baffling. The script is terrible, the villain has no motivation, there’s almost no action. Nothing is explained. Like nothing it’s like the whole movie just happens without any consequence or reason. Literally everything about this movie is just the worst ####ing thing ever. And then it ends with the clear intention of setting up a sequel and the ####ing characters are just so unlikeable and nothing about them has been explained or why they would become superheroes. Whoever greenlit this movie, whoever wrote this movie, whoever directed this movie and everyone who starred in this movie should be banished from Hollywood for all time. I would rather watch Spider-Man 3 on repeat for the rest of my life than ever watch a single second of that movie again.

Yes. Yes I do. Because I plan on throwing it on while I'm at work tomorrow. Because I too must witness the train-wreck.

Woah...those are strong words...