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Originally Posted by rubecube
"We want you to be the next John Wayne."
"That doesn't work for me, brother."
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Ok, hasn't he claimed to have been up for most of the famous roles.
I mean imagine it now.
Hulk Hogan as Han Solo - Let me tell you something brother, when me and Chewbacca get our hands on Vader brother, the 36 inch pythons will squeeze him out of his armor through he vent brother. Then we're going to go and put a hurtin on Palpatine. What cha gonna do when the ultimate rebel goes wild on you?"
Hulk Hogan as Superman - "Let me tell you something brother, the Super was sitting in his fortress of solitude jamming on his bass, when he heard Lois Lane screaming from half way around the world. Well the Supster knew he had to wave the flag and fight for truth, Justice and the American way and for all those little Supermaniacs out there. So I slammed down my vitamins and guzzled down my Milk and had a can of Hulko roos even though Hulk Hogan is not my secret identity, and I flew around the world and wrapped the largest arms in the world around General Zod and squeezed until he kneeled before the Hulkster, errr Supster.
What are the bad guys of the world going to do when they meet up with the largest flying arms in the world brother?"
Hulk Hogan as Oscar Schindler - "Let me tell my Jewish brothers something . . . the war is over, because the industrial might of my company and the largest arms in the world got tired of what Hitler was doing, so Oscster jumped into Hitlers underground lair like I was a genetic jackhammer and I dropped the big leg on that man, because the Schnster stands for truth and justice and freeing the Jews . . . Brother"