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My point on Survivor is not to win a million dollars. I want to win a million hearts. That’s more important to me.” — Bhanu
not to nitpick on Bhanu, because I generally do like the guy, but saying you want to go on Survivor to win a million hearts is a bit odd, no? So you’re saying you only came on the show to be popular? Do we have a future influencer in our midst? I’m not saying you need to show up on Survivor and play that same cliché “I’m not here to make friends” song, but if your chief concern is being loved, then I’m not sure you’re on the right show.
It sounds like I am dissing and dismissing Bhanu, but I have said it before and will say it again: I have been loving what an absolute mess the Yanu tribe has been. Jelinksy, Jess, and Bhanu will go down in reality TV history as the true holy trinity of cocky, kooky, and self-proclaimed wackadoodle. And I can’t help but be entertained by their hijinks. I mean, have we ever seen a tribe so obsessed with Kenny Rogers lyrics? Or one that had an actual mermaid dragon on it, for that matter?
Q is right. Bhanu is a massive Survivor fan yet seems to have no clue how to play Survivor.
Jesus, get it together, Survivor!
I get that elite athletes want to take the blame when they don’t perform in big spots rather than putting it on someone else. It’s noble and it’s admirable. That said, we were looking at some prime Survivor knuckleheadery here when Q told his allies to vote him out of the game for losing the challenge.
Dude, I get it that you lost your high school football team a big game and then had to see your name in a really unfortunate headline.
Randen Montalvo will go down as the first Survivor player to injure himself out of the game simply by sleeping.
https://ew.com/survivor-46-recap-epi...uation-8608491
1. EldrickOnIce - Jemila / Bhanu
2. csnarpy -
Jessica /
Randen
3. trackercowe -Venus / Liz
4. Cheese - Kenzie / Ben
5. WhiteTiger - Moriah / Q
6. GreenLantern - Tim / Tevin
7. ChuckieNZ - Tiffany / Maria
8. Fuzz - Q / Moriah
9. dino7c - Liz /
David
10. mikephoen - Hunter / Jemila
11. jg13 -
Randen /
Jessica
12. transplant99 - Charlie / Tiffany
13. surferguy - Soda / Soda
14. Barnes - Tevin / Charlie
15. savardandjokinen - Ben / Tim
16. jroc - Maria / Kenzie
17. Sultan -
David / Hunter
18. droopydrew19 - Bhanu / Venus
just like that csnarpy and jg13 are voted off the island....and likely thankful about it.
Go the Ozzie thread and watch what Survivor is all about!
https://southhemitv.com/2024/01/11/season-11-3/