[Yamer]

When the veterinarian or someone refers to you as "dad" - or forever worse, "daddy" - while talking to your pet about you.

"Oh, now you can go home with daddy. We're all done here" or "Dad's here, it's all ok. Aren't you excited to go home with daddy today? Daddy's here" during the outtake procedure with my cat.

Holy Hanna is that creepy as all hell. I'm not my pet's "daddy". We aren't going home to affix the latex and have a spank. Nor did I #### a cat and have a child, although I understand how many people observe how lonely I may have been lo these many, many, many years.

I don't #### cats, and I don't care what the "professionals" have to say.