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Originally Posted by Ped
I hate flying more and more, the more I have to do it. I flew Porter to YVR and back and Porter itself was great. Far better to AC (which of course isn't hard) and far more comfortable for a bigger guy too.
But the people...
the old lady who had to stop the flight attendants every time they walked buy to tell a story. lady, you're in row 2, they have a bunch of more rows to get to just shut up.
The guy coughing and sniffling and blowing his nose the whole flight
The people watching videos without headphones and then laughing irritatingly every 30 seconds for like half an hour straight
The people who get up to go the washroom even though the light inidicating that it is in use is lit, and then looking surprised that someone is in there
The guy needing to flirt with the lead attendant
I am all for get on the plane and they knock everyone out with gas
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"Sedation Air Travel?"
Damn man. Start a movement and generate some pamphlets and literature. I'd be all over that.
"This is how your seatbelt works...does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Welcome to Paris!"
Sweet. I like it!
Sit down. Wake up and you're there.
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