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Old 03-04-2024, 09:12 AM   #11294
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Originally Posted by Fuzz View Post
He seems like the type of person who would see footings poured for a hospital and say "how can we ever expect THIS to save a life? What a joke!"
Even worse. It’s like the scene from Zoolander.

“I give you… the Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can’t Read Good!”

*reveals a model of the building*

“What is this, a center for ANTS?”

“…what?”

“How can we teach children to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?”

“Derek it’s just a sm…”

“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES! The centre has to be at least… three times bigger than this!”

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