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Locke · 03-02-2024, 04:42 PM

Its always funny because for my dog this type of snow is like 'Cold Velcro.'

It gets into his paws, clings to his body and...he's a dog. I think he believes that I control the weather.

"Why would you do this?"

Some dogs love the cold and snow. Some just dont understand it. My dog is the latter.

"Why do you make the outside world so inhospitable for me?"

Because I am an evil Master! Thats why!! Mwahahahaha!!!

Really though...dude, just do your business, come back and we can watch the Flames game. Yes. The thing on the screen with the black thing you can't get.

Sorry bud.

The thing is, by my office they make a little skating rink and I take a puck and throw it so my dog can get it and bring it back and we play fetch. So he believes that he can always 'get the puck.' Except when its on TV it kind of drives him nuts.

Its actually quite funny.

03-02-2024, 04:42 PM	#4623
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Its always funny because for my dog this type of snow is like 'Cold Velcro.' It gets into his paws, clings to his body and...he's a dog. I think he believes that I control the weather. "Why would you do this?" Some dogs love the cold and snow. Some just dont understand it. My dog is the latter. "Why do you make the outside world so inhospitable for me?" Because I am an evil Master! Thats why!! Mwahahahaha!!! Really though...dude, just do your business, come back and we can watch the Flames game. Yes. The thing on the screen with the black thing you can't get. Sorry bud. The thing is, by my office they make a little skating rink and I take a puck and throw it so my dog can get it and bring it back and we play fetch. So he believes that he can always 'get the puck.' Except when its on TV it kind of drives him nuts. Its actually quite funny. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.