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Originally Posted by Jay Random
Easy peasy.
Put a bill through the Florida legislature, proclaiming that for the purposes of hockey only, Florida is annexing Canada. Then all the Canadian teams will be technically located in Florida, and players will be required to want to play here.
For bonus points, Tkachuk can tool around Winnipeg in a golf cart, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts – in January.
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Global warming may be of benefit when Florida is 70 degrees.