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Old 02-27-2024, 08:36 AM   #11190
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Originally Posted by Azure View Post
So much for 'THE FEDS CAN GET BETTER PRICING'.

More like, vote for me and we might consider paying for your blood pressure medication.

If the Feds become responsible for acquiring medications in order to get better pricing, what we need to do is have 'Medication Vending Machines.'

"You need two more quarters for M6 - Insulin. Please insert Quarters."

Or! Even better! Make it like a 'Claw Machine!'

You've got to try and grab the insulin...God forbid you get the Blood Pressure medication!

Or maybe like Skee-Ball where you have to win a certain number of tickets so you can go to the counter staffed by a 16-year-old and exchange them for an eraser, your medication and a decoder ring?

Oh the possibilities are endless!
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