02-20-2024, 06:37 PM
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Franchise Player
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Was just out yesterday and missed the game entirely
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Shakespeare in the Park
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The teams of Calgary that the world's eye doth view
Match closely the sounds that bloated guts can send;
And Kadri, the King of horse’s asses, give he that due,
Uttering few words, even so as foes commend.
Jets scoring scrabbling back with more goals crown'd;
And Markstrom may stumble - upon thee you must own
Offence delivered in other accents for to Hanifin confound
Seeing no farther than a ‘Berta Bovine eye hath shown.
Jets, enact upon the beauty of a D zone exited mind,
And that, no less, lead to fewer shots against and happy deeds;
Backcheck you first liners, make your games too unkind,
To thy fair flower wade among the Flame’s rank smell of weeds:
And now show us why thy Flamed odour match not their show,
The solve is this, our forward lines create uncommon flow.
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The frequenters of our hockey palaces
Have no use for psychoanalysis;
And although on the Flames
The Jets will beat down again
Sportsnet will cling to their long-standing fallacies.
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And the Pionk sayeth, "Yea, shalt the defence part like the Red Sea, and a Flame of vengeance shalt make us look silly and scoreth an undeserved goal."
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Shilly Scoreth an Undeserved Goal
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You guys let Oliver Kylington literally skate in a straight line. Good job, Pionk. f***ing terrible job.
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Yikes a trio of forwards coasting back.
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That was pretty horribly defended
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How the hell you allow a d man to slate straight up the middle of the ice and not have a man within 10 ft of him at any time?
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Winnipeg needs to tighten things up defensively.....got scored on a rush and then on losing a dump in race cleanly.
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Calgary is boring as hell but should be a free spot on the bingo card. KFC due.
Hearing over the fence we may pry a d-man from them. Would be nice.
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Winnipeg Monahans 3, Flames 1
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This is too funny lmao
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Monahan is an energetic interview. 
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The respect flames fans have for Monahan to this day is amazing, we have a quality guy on our team, really hope we can extend him
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Monahan starting to pay off like a broken slot machine.
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Sean Monahan is a Winnipeg Jet, and he likes hats.
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Scoring a hat trick on your old team that you left without any animosity is a pretty brilliant move.
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Normally this only happens to us the otherway it’s nice to be on the good side
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Who’s the Save-On-Foods contestant today? Not me?
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I hope he makes Save On Foods pay out
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So winipeg gets a hatty
Montreal gets 2 first round picks for mony
Calagry....lol paid a first round pick to get rid of him.
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In fairness for the Flames, they did it to get cap space for former Avs champ Kadri.
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Find someone who looks at you the way Scheifele looks at Monahan
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To get the goal right back on the PP is great.
And he pays off again!
And we don’t have to listen to SN.
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I was sad to see Monahan leave the Habs, he was playing so well. A super high hockey I.Q., combined with some slick hands and a wicked shot. Since we had to trade him, I was glad to see him go to the Jets, and it’s great seeing him do well for you guys.
I’m hopping on the Jets bandwagon once the playoffs start.
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Turns out that was the sixth natural hat trick in Jets 2.0 history.
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All hail the Monahan hat trick! In the first period!
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Monahan's goal scoring pace has slowed down. He's only on pace to score 9 now
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JETS do NOT #### this up for Monny getting a natural hatty, you better play your ####n hearts out the rest of the game
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Monahan bout to experience the Jerts.
All jokes aside, huge game for him. Jets better not #### this up and buckle up.
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Coleman tips it in
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Lets not forget to play D
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Blah. No like being scored on. Guys missed assignmenta.
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I smell a repeat of that Jets/Flyers game that went 9-8....
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lets just clean this up a bit
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So, it's gonna be pond hockey this afternoon
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That same f***ing line is on the ice everytime anything bad happens in the Jets defensive zone. Just awful accountability by Bones.
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Boys need to tighten it up a bit.
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Kadri tips it in
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What a weak ass #### call that was
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Who was just #### talking Kadri in here?
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Jets D refuse to tie up sticks in front of Helle
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Helly’ sv. % getting shot to hell
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Imagine wasting a first period hat trick against the Flames.
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Weren't the Flames supposed to cave after going down 3-1 after like 10 minutes?
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Me: jets I want offence
Jets: I got you
Me: jets I want defence
Jets: I got your hook up bro
Me: I want offence and defence at the same time
Jets: no bueno. New phone who dis?
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Hubey Dooby Doo!
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Pionk Is having one hell of a f***ing bad game. Good god.
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Dave had a good NHL career.
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Dang! So the Jets need to put up 5 goals ….
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3 goals against where he's made horrible plays.
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Holy f*** that was bad all around
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what the f*** is Helleys record in Calgary I'd like to know
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I think I saw Pionk standing beside a pothole on St. James street ….
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What the f*** is pionk doing
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3rd period tell Pionk to hit the showers.
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Yes Pionk, swinging your stick aimlessly will stop him...
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And pirouetting and wiping out.
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can someone other than Monahan score pls
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Jets look out of sorts, apart from Monahan nobody is doing much of anything today
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Absolutely nothing worked in the second, Jets let the Flames do what ever they wanted
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Terrible period after a great first for the Winnipeg Monahans
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Give up the lead, with the D just looking flat.
Lets wake up and go get this game.
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My goodness! Lowry and Appleton flail away at a puck and miss! Iafallo misses net by 3 feet! Yuck!
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Eat more PEDs Bread
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Schmidt in his own little world...
Head fakes from his own end...
No forecheck... neutral zone trap...
Magic Mushrooms for sure...
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Schmidt's controller is broken
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We gotta get Schmidt back on the pills
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This game must be driving Bones nuts
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So we finally start scoring and Helle has his worst game of the year?
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We ####ed up a natural Monny hat trick...we can beat Vancouver be get washed by Calgary, this team makes no sense
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elly has been hung out to dry. Not his fault plus he won them the Canucks game
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5 goals against...been a looooooooong time since we experienced that. ******
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Kid eating insulation behind Sawyer
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Oh oh...
Bowness looks relaxed on the bench...
Had a complete blowup in the dressing room... ?
We shall see what the Jets do...
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the flames are winning the puck races consistently
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Kadri into the EN
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Uh oh, when Kevin Sawyer is talking #### you know the Jets aren’t playing well
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Come ye great wiggling hung over pack of glistening turgid coelacanths
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What a complete cluster fook of an effort today...
OMG...
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Wasted hat trick by Monahan would of been nice if a few other Jets would of showed up
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I’m actually so sad on Monahan’s behalf…
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The man who just missed the net by 2 feet on a two on one is the same guy Rick Bowness uses to fix the first line when they aren’t scoring lol
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