We really just need to redesign our cities so that the roads become the alleys and the alleys become pedestrian zones. Stores are built backwards! They should have their ass end to the traffic, and their front end to the alley/ped zone/patios, and then you don't need alleys, and parking is on the ugly side with the garbage bins and loading zones. Plus then the wieners doing noisy loser laps up and down 17th would have no one to think they are impressing.
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