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Old 02-09-2024, 12:31 AM   #633
Jay Random
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Hahahaha...cool.

Now look at the career length of every other skating-style defenseman since then. Oh, and be sure to start when orthoscopic surgery became a regular method of dealing with joint injury to extend careers.

Bobby Orr...jesus ####ing christ. May as well have gone back to the 20's and mentioned a player that stopped playing because of polio. Apples to apples please.
I remember back in the Stone Age, I played D for the Cave Bears. My defence partner was a guy named Grog. Great player, skated like a deer, hit like a woolly mammoth.

One day, Grog's knee gave out. There were no trainers then, so I had to operate myself. I opened up his knee with a stone axe and did the best I could. Oddly enough, Grog was just never the same after that.

This story is as relevant to modern sports medicine as Bobby Orr's.
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