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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
My girl sleeps all the goddamn time, like upwards of 12 hours a day, and then somehow gets energy at like 2am and decides to rummage around the house loud as ####. It isn’t like she works either and has no kids to look after. I go to work all day while she stays home and does nothing but eat and sleep. She only sits with me when she wants attention. Then goes back to ignoring me and doing her own thing as if I don’t even exist.
If she weren’t so damn cute I’d put her out on the street. And I could too because she’s technically my property.
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I was like your girl sounds like a cat. Then I realized that was the joke.