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Old 01-23-2024, 01:23 PM   #66
Wormius
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Why have the middle man? Why not just an arctic, carbonated bidet?

-35 fizzy water shot up your ass? That'll start your day.

Eat your heart out Folgers..."The Best part of waking up is...carbonated ice-water right up main-street!"

Actually on my particular bidet you can opt for an aerated spritz. Not really the same, but I think it might be close.
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