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Originally Posted by Wormius
On that note… has anybody ever carbonated a bathtub full of water? I feel like that would be invigorating, like an arctic bidet.
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Why have the middle man? Why not just an arctic, carbonated bidet?
-35 fizzy water shot up your ass? That'll start your day.
Eat your heart out Folgers..."The Best part of waking up is...carbonated ice-water right up main-street!"
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