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Old 01-20-2024, 11:20 AM   #3348
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Originally Posted by calf View Post
For some reason, my brother always gets my oldest kid a birthday present every year without fail, but has never bothered (or forgets) for my youngest.

Think I'm going to do the same for his kids this year. The funniest part being that his are twins.
Oh...just thinking about this. The confusion, the questions the feelings...is delicious!!

I'd pay money to be in the room as the one Twin opens up a present and the other Twin is just...lost..."wait...what? What is happening here??"

And then they turn to their father with burning questions about Uncle Calf that he doesnt have answers to.

And then the Present itself. It has to be something that only 1 person could conceivably use. Not something that could be split or shared, like one of those paddles with the ball on an elastic, only 1 kid can play with that at a time...or a bracelet with that one specific kid's name engraved on it!

Oh yeah....just twist that knife!

I am not an 'Evil man' per se, but I do occasionally like to watch the world burn.
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