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Originally Posted by Ped

I haven't had KFC in years because...

NSFW!

I worked with a white trash lady who told everyone a story about how she and her boyfriend were having sex, and they didn't have any lube, so they used the skin off a piece of KFC.

I don't know whether the story was true, but either way, I don't know why you'd tell it, either.

I'll never drive by a KFC and think, should I? Ever again. Thank you from the bottom of my arteries.