Boarding Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a boarding like that.
1a. Boarding is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A boarding is when you board the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The skater is not allowed to do a block to the, uh, skater that prohibits the skater from doing, you know, just trying to play the puck. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the skater is in the offensive zone, he can't be over here and say to the puck holder like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna block your possession! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to make a play and then don’t not stop facing the boards, you have to still face around the boards with shoulders. You cannot not avoid the boards with your face. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, skating motion out of away the boards, and then, until you just leave it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have your stick up here, like this, but then there's the interference you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Interference hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A boarding is when the skater makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the skater and the boards...
2) Do not do a boarding please.
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