OK, first of all, this was a 2-0 loss. Remember, it doesn't matter how many goals you score in a game. All that matters is the order they get scored in. Coming back late is cheating and doesn't count.
It's quite clear this team has absolutely no talent and can't possibly win. It's also clear this team has the worst coaches in the world, who single-handedly prevent the team from winning with all that incredible talent it has.
The power play is so bad, it can only score if the other team's power play comes on the ice to help it out.
And what is this happening in the net? They're actually putting a wolf on the ice and shooting pucks at it? I'm calling the SPCA!