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Old 11-30-2023, 05:53 PM   #312
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by NegativeSpace View Post
Or ... he's been a bit of a problem in the locker room and you'd rather address it with something that is close. And before someone attacks me - I'm not saying he's a problem. Just saying that this return suggests that waiting until the trade deadline was not an option for this team.
Let's not be silly. Waiting is always better.

I happen to have a toothache right now. I could go and get it fixed, but I'm planning to wait three months because the dentist might offer me a better deal then.

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Originally Posted by SuperMatt18 View Post
In some ways Corey Perry allowed this trade to happen.

Feels like Canucks were likely offering the 3rd + Beauvillier, but Flames didn't want to take cap back.

Corey Perry gets drunk and does something stupid, which allows Chicago to terminate his contract, which opens up a roster spot and $4M in cap space for them to take on Beauvillier.

The Canucks then no longer need to shed cap as part of a Zadorov deal, and can move the 3rd and 5th for Zadorov.

Corey Perry getting drunk set the wheels for the trade in motion.
This has been a career week for the most valuable player in the NHL who has never suited up for a game. His name is Capellino Spacek, but everyone calls him Cap Space for short. Every GM wants him on the team, but no coach wants him in the lineup.

A few days ago, thanks to Corey Perry running out his welcome, the Blackhawks traded Perry for Space. They then turned around and traded Space and a fifth to the Canucks for Beauvillier. Now Space and the fifth, plus a future third, come to Calgary for Zadorov.

I hope Space travels light, because it would be a killer to pay excess baggage fees on all those flights. On the plus side, when he gets traded out of Calgary, he'll be able to pay for his next flight with frequent-flyer miles. I wonder if the fifth-round pick will travel with him.

Oh, and by the way:

This trade has been brought to you by Fifth Third Bank.
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