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Scoring Stink

Moveable object vs a stoppable force?
I am in, let's have some fun

Playing D&D with a TBL fan and we both wore our superstition jerseys lol. My non sports friends are so confused

2 goals in regulation in 4 games.

Bruh, we've been shut out 3 of our last six. Don't count yourself out yet

Backup goalie? I would guess a 40 save shutout

Ok boys, let's not suck tonight

Those broken sticks are putting in work haha

SHOOOOOOT! THE PUCK?

####in selfish. Pass that ####

this is a joke right

Barbie shooting when he should have passed and Stephenson passing when he should have shot. ####ing ####ly ####.

We need to park all the forwards in the press box. Unacceptable play from them.

Passing is off. Lots of guys taking wrist shots instead of looking for the pass

Team hasnt been the same since the Avs game. Like they went all in for that performance

Good god. Put it in the net

Can we clear the ####ing zone pls

Can we get a sharks game level blowout raw comes on at 8

Somethings just felt off lately idk

I can't remember a team being as bad at oddman rushes as we are this year. Marchy telegraphed that pass the ENTIRE way, not even a remote shooting threat...

Why the #### would you pass that instead of shooting?!?! Best chance in a long time and you pass......####in stupid!

This dog#### offense is so depressing right now. They’re so bad that our goalies are putting up great numbers and it’s still not enough to win games. Hopefully they can pull their #### together some.

Well at least it's a shot that's an improvement from passing it

####ing shoot that Stephenson

Stephenson, shoot the ####ing puck! It already got passed cleanly 4 times! ####! It doesn't get more perfect than that!

Greer ties the game!

GOD DAMMIT

God I hate Kadri.

####in come on

Own goalie GI

Ah, farts. One of those times I'd rather we didn't block a shot and just let the goalie handle the initial look, that bounced RIGHT to their guy.

Goddammit Tanev. Why is it always you

Oh lovely.

This barn is dead silent

Well we are really bad recently so there’s that

Backup Hazing

EBUG as backup and 2.5mins in you get some bowling in the crease. Coincidence? Probably

Jesus, hope hes all good. Not a good way to start a game

OUCH
Elbow to the head, then head bangs off the post.
Not intentional by the Vegas player but still, owe

NHL rules are so dumb
It's after 5 so they can't just call up an AHL goalie even though they're in town. But you are allowed to sign a completely different guy for the day

People Watching

Is...is that mom single?

Tuning in to games to watch Vegas: tired, 6 years old
Tuning in to find your future wife: new, exciting, never been done before

I'll drive the 3 hours south to unload her dishwasher

Weegarball in OT

What a shot

Wowzers

Why you so pissy, Weegs?

I miss that time when we out scored our opponent 9-3 can we go back to that time and level of play?

Veteran team. They banked an early points lead so they can coast through the holidays. Look at last few years and you'll see a pattern.

We got a point. Yay.

Fourth time this month in which our goalie's season stats have improved and we lost anyways.
Just awful.

is it possible to add flare to call this the post game thread because I have FEELINGS

Looked absolutely clueless 4 on 4.
Soft goal to finish it.
Offense still MIA.
Team continues to be dog #### since the Avs win.

The team was obviously playing for the shootout there in overtime since they have a good record in the shootout this season. But this team does suck right now. It reminds me of Deboer hockey or as a Sens fan (I know lol), boucher hockey.
It is fine if you are winning, but when you are losing, it is horrible. It is boring hockey and it makes you feel like you just wasted 3 hours of your life.

Hill amazing all game, brutal that it ends on a shot like that. Goalies have to be perfect to win the way the team is playing right now

Trash ever since we visited the White House. Maybe some bad juju in the walls there? It’s a pretty old spooky place.

Weak way to lose. Idk what Petro was doing so far into the offensive zone as they started breaking out. Still Stanley Cup champs and will turn around. Also #### it bring back Phil Kessel

Off we go, seemingly checking out the view on the road from First to Worst.

Everybody’s a Loser!

This game has me hoping nobody wins, nobody scores, and the NHL has to kick both teams from the league after 100 rounds of a shootout.

you never want to see anyone hurt... but of all the times for someone to get hurt this would definitely be among the most entertaining.

for a moment i thought the ebug was gonna have to play the whole ass game

Calgary not even trying tonight to keep Vegas fresh for tomorrow. Keeping that battle of Alberta alive

Vegas you better not blow this.

Vegas looks like they are just taking it easy. Very low event game. CGY has more legs

CGY gets a lucky bounce

Kadri shot goes off of a Vegas shinpad and straight to some no namer Greer for a one timer

I still cannot believe Vegas just dumb lucked into playing Hill against us and the rest is history. Guy looks solid

man how does it feel to not have every single defensive mistake end up in the back of your net

Hilarious that some fLames plugger that doesn't even have a photo on NHL.com has as many goals as either of their 8 year rent-a-core.

6 goals is the most any of their players have, how the f*** do they even win games? LOL

This has the fingerprints of a Calgary shootout win all over it.

You have to wonder at what point officials will learn to stop embarrassing themselves by calling tripping penalties on Kadri.

Wanting them to win regulation is like hoping to hook up with your cousin. It's f***ing gross but still better than trying with your half-sister (Calgary). In the end, you crash a different party where you don't know even know anyone (NBA).

Cirque du Kadri tonight.

Whatever…Flames aren’t going anywhere without high-end talent, which they severely lack
I’d love me some Vladar though, but Flames would never trade him to us

Vegas looks vulnerable right now…massively snake bitten

The Flames "W" tonight basically symbolizes their entire history. Team is complete ass, give up tons of breakaways, odd man rushes and none of it matters because you always got goaltending back there stopping everything. Vladar made about six stops tonight that the Oilers just don't get, and a couple posts to help out as well.

Of course the flames also get their scripted PP leading into OT (this happens everytime I watch the Flames) and lol vegas break two sticks on the PK already down a man and somehow Flames don't score. But then score with 4 secs left because the SC champs dont' even bother winding out the OT properly.

bleh. Mostly I was doing work around the house but watching some of it. I should never watch a flamers game.

of course the worst result, a 3pt game, and the worst being the Flamers get the two points which doesn't help the Oilers in any way imaginable.

One point in 2nd period Coleman compltely levels a Knight with a hit from behind, the guy doesn't even have the puck, its a penalty to us any day of the week but the Flamers telecast talking bout how good Coleman is when he's mean. How about that should've been a braindead penalty? course not, its Calgary. This is just what the Flames are allowed to do any game. On the same shift Coleman screaming for an opponent penalty. Same shift. With his #### eating grin you've all seen before.